Love You Enough Not to Eat You: personalized spider couple wall art
The bar was low. They cleared it.
CA$39.00
A nervous little spider in a bow tie meets his smiling, much larger sweetheart on the web. Drawn as American traditional tattoo flash: bold black lines with flat red, mustard and teal on aged cream. Add both your names and a year, and we set them in the band under the art. For couples with an inside joke nobody else is allowed to get. A dark-humour anniversary, Valentine's or wedding gift as a metal print, infused into gloss aluminum and ready to hang, or as a personalized printable download for CA$7.99.
- Personalized with two names and a year: the year you met, got engaged or got married.
- You approve a proof with your names before anything is printed.
- Metal print: no glass, no frame, no curling paper. Colours are infused into aluminum, so it wipes clean.
- Printable download: print it at home or at a print shop, in the frame size you like.
Personalize it
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No payment now. We reply within 48 hours with your delivery date.
You approve a proof before we print. Arrives damaged or defective? We remake or refund it.
- Production time
- 3–5 business days after proof approval
- Transit time
- Canada 2–7 days · USA 5–10 days. Shipping CA$15–50 by size and weight. US orders may owe duties or import fees on delivery.
Materials
Sublimation-coated aluminum with a high-gloss finish. Your photo is infused into the coating with heat, not printed on top, so it won't peel or scratch off easily.
Care
Wipe with a soft, dry cloth. Indoor use recommended for panels and prints; plates and signs are weather-resistant but last longest out of direct sun.
Returns
Personalized items are final sale. If yours arrives damaged or defective, email us a photo within 14 days and we'll remake or refund it. Full policy
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- Handcrafted
- Proof before print
- Jute from Bangladesh, finished in Canada
- Ships to Canada & USA
- No payment until you approve
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Complete the bundle
A jute tote, a metal panel and a keepsake, all from one photo, for 15% off.
