New drop · Personalized couple prints
Dark humor couple wall art, with your names on it
Dark humor couple wall art from CaptivMart: 66 funny animal couple prints, from vultures and possums to ghost cats and lovestruck leeches, each personalized with your two names and a year. Choose a metal print in 8×12, 12×18 or 16×24 from CA$39, or a personalized printable download for CA$7.99. You approve a proof before anything is printed.
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- Handcrafted
- Proof before print
- Jute from Bangladesh, finished in Canada
- Ships to Canada & USA
- No payment until you approve
Till death (and after)
Ghosts, skeletons, coffins and vultures for couples who mean forever, literally.
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Till Death... Then Snacks Personalized Couple Print
Romance, but make it carrion.
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Play Dead With Me Forever Personalized Couple Print
The most committed way to skip plans.
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Nevermore Apart Personalized Couple Print
Quoth the raven: stuck with you.
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Nine Lives, All With You Personalized Couple Print
Eighteen lives between you. Zero spent apart.
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Love You to Death (And After) Personalized Couple Print
The afterlife is better with a plus-one.
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Still Haunting You Personalized Couple Print
Not even the afterlife could keep them apart.
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No Brain, No Pain, Just You Personalized Couple Print
Brains optional. Love required.
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Love You Enough Not to Eat You Personalized Couple Print
The bar was low. They cleared it.
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Wrapped Up in You Forever Personalized Couple Print
Ancient love, loosely bandaged.
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Til Sunrise Do Us Part Personalized Couple Print
Not morning people. Never will be.
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Bone to Be With You Personalized Couple Print
One bone. Two very good skeletons.
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Croaked, Still Together Personalized Couple Print
They croaked. The love didn't.
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Til Death, Then Naptime Personalized Couple Print
The eternal rest they always wanted.
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I'd Help You Hide the Body Personalized Couple Print
True love is a shovel and no questions.
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Who Else Would Put Up With You? Personalized Couple Print
Asking the real question since day one.
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You're My Type (O Negative) Personalized Couple Print
A perfect match, medically speaking.
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Slowly Dying Together Personalized Couple Print
Growing old, very slowly.
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Even Death Couldn't Stop Me Annoying You Personalized Couple Print
Haunting you is a love language.
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Cursed Together Forever Personalized Couple Print
Bad luck for everyone else.
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Caught You, Keeping You Personalized Couple Print
A web of love. Mostly web.
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Chaotic married life
Stolen fries, blanket thieves, snoring bears and the eternal fight over the remote.
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Honk If You're Stuck With Me Personalized Couple Print
Loud, chaotic and totally devoted.
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Trash Pandas for Life Personalized Couple Print
One slice of pizza. Two trash pandas.
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Crabby Together Forever Personalized Couple Print
Pinch me, I'm grumpy with you.
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It Hurts, But It's Worth It Personalized Couple Print
Love is a little prickly.
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Hiss & Mrs. Personalized Couple Print
Mr. and Mrs., but make it hiss.
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What's Yours Is Mine Personalized Couple Print
Marriage, explained by seagulls.
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Coo-Dependent Personalized Couple Print
Healthy? Debatable. Adorable? Definitely.
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Still Annoyed, Still Yours Personalized Couple Print
Annoyed is just love with a frown.
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Swan Day I'll Stop Hissing Personalized Couple Print
Graceful on the surface. Hissing underneath.
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Screaming Into the Void Together Personalized Couple Print
A shared scream is a halved scream.
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I Still Love You, Despite the Snoring Personalized Couple Print
Hibernation, but loud.
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Fighting Over the Remote Personalized Couple Print
The real battle of every relationship.
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Blanket Thief, Love of My Life Personalized Couple Print
Steals the blanket. Keeps the heart.
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We Don't Fight, We Discuss Loudly Personalized Couple Print
Totally calm. Extremely loud.
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Personal Space Is a Myth Personalized Couple Print
Two cats. One face.
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Terrorizing the Neighborhood Together Personalized Couple Print
Partners in honk.
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I Ate Your Dinner. I Love You. Personalized Couple Print
An apology, technically.
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You Had Me at 'Let's Order Takeout' Personalized Couple Print
The most romantic words in any language.
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We Can't Build Anything Together, But Still Personalized Couple Print
Flat-pack furniture survivors.
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Committing Crimes for You Personalized Couple Print
Stolen pebbles are a love language.
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Unhinged romance
Clingy octopuses, lovestruck leeches and crows who steal rings. Devotion with poor judgment.
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I Stole This for You Personalized Couple Print
Shiny things only.
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I'd Fly Into the Flame for You Personalized Couple Print
Devotion with questionable judgment.
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You're Never Escaping Personalized Couple Print
Eight arms. All of them hugging you.
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I'm Not Clingy, You're Just Mine Personalized Couple Print
Attached, but make it cute.
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Attached for Life, No Exit Personalized Couple Print
Stuck together, literally.
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Things Are Heating Up Personalized Couple Print
Romance in hot water.
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Toad-ally Doomed Together Personalized Couple Print
The tower falls. They hold hands.
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I Axolotl Love for You Personalized Couple Print
A lot of love. Axolotl, even.
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Partners in Dam Crime Personalized Couple Print
Wanted: for stealing each other's hearts.
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Up the Creek, Still Together Personalized Couple Print
No paddle. No problem.
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Sweet, spooky and punny
Softer puns for softer hearts: sloths, bees, beavers, ghost cats and very slow snails.
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Slow Burn Personalized Couple Print
Took forever. Worth it.
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Dam, I Love You Personalized Couple Print
A very Canadian love letter.
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You're My Penguin Personalized Couple Print
Partner for life, penguin rules.
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Bee Mine, Always Personalized Couple Print
Sweet as honey, with a little sting.
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Stuck on You Personalized Couple Print
Prickly? Yes. Leaving? No.
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Owl Always Love You Personalized Couple Print
Whooo else would it be?
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Shell Yeah, Forever Personalized Couple Print
Slow, steady and in it for the long haul.
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Partners in Grime Personalized Couple Print
A little messy. A lot in love.
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Moose Be Love Personalized Couple Print
It moose be fate.
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Taking It Slow Personalized Couple Print
Love is a marathon. A very slow one.
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Murder Me Softly Personalized Couple Print
A murder of two.
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Haunt Me Forever Personalized Couple Print
A love story that refuses to move on.
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Still Croakin' Together Personalized Couple Print
Croaked years ago. Still dancing.
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You've Got to Be Kitten Me Personalized Couple Print
Grey whiskers, same old nonsense.
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Can't Bear to Be Apart Personalized Couple Print
Tent for two. Marshmallows for one.
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You've Goat Me Forever Personalized Couple Print
Head over hooves.
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FAQ
What should I know before I order?
How does personalization work?
Type both names and a year on the product page. We set them in the band under the art in a font that matches the style, then email you a proof. Nothing is printed until you approve it.
Which year should I put on it?
Whatever matters to you: the year you met, got engaged, got married or adopted your first pet together. The year field takes up to 4 characters.
What sizes and prices are there?
Metal prints come in 8×12 (CA$39), 12×18 (CA$59) and 16×24 (CA$89). A personalized printable download is CA$7.99.
Is this a good anniversary or Valentine's gift?
Yes, if your person laughs at dark jokes. Each design pairs a cute animal couple with a pun about forever, chaos or questionable devotion, and your names make it theirs. Order early for Valentine's Day so there is time to approve your proof.
How long does delivery take?
Metal prints are made in 3 to 5 business days after you approve your proof, then 2 to 7 business days in Canada or 5 to 10 to the USA. Printable downloads are emailed after you approve your proof.
Images labelled “Sample design” are design mockups. Real product photos are coming soon.